Consider Yourself Jimmered.

For those of you who are a bit out of the loop, let me introduce you to Jimmer Freddette.

Also known as the latest object of Provo's love, worship, and adoration.
Heck, I don't EVER know anything about sports, and I know who Jimmer is.
He's been busy breaking records, attracting nationwide attention, and garnering countless fans.
That is, except for one.

Let me also introduce you to this link--a facebook thread--if you will, that almost made me cry because I was laughing so hard: http://dreamcatchermedia.com/jimmered

If you have any kind of sense of humor at all, you'll laugh...or at least crack a smile. :)